I'm Zachary. I'm 19, and just trying to live life







Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done





if magic isn’t real then how do you explain


It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost)



The weirdest vintage Halloween costumes

They just straddle the line between silly and horrifying

(Source: deathnervezine)


I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society


happy Hallow’s End! may your queues be short and your alts get all the good stuff. :p

Your going to be hurt at some point when you choose to love someone. So love someone that even when your hurt, seeing their smile is enough to know what your mad at isn’t worth it..

Love Can Be Sacrifice - (via) thefewtheproudtherebellious (via thefewtheproudtherebellious)